diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/blissey.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/blissey.asm
index 2496478..a818366 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/blissey.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/blissey.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "HAPPINESS@" ; species name
 	dw 411, 1030 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "Biting into one"
-	next "of the delicious"
-	next "eggs that BLISSEY"
-
-	page "provides will make"
-	next "everyone around"
-	next "smile with joy.@"
+	db   "An urban #MON."
+	next "If it sees a wou-"
+	next "nded #MON, it"
+	
+	page "will rush in to"
+	next "heal it before" ; Legends Arceus
+	next "running away.@"
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/bulbasaur.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/bulbasaur.asm
index 88fca15..13b0b2c 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/bulbasaur.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/bulbasaur.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "SEED@" ; species name
 	dw 204, 150 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "While it is young,"
-	next "it uses the"
-	next "nutrients that are"
+	db   "It has been seen"
+	next "climbing trees us-" ; Pokemon card art life https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_card_art_life
+	next "ing its vines. If"
 
-	page "stored in the"
-	next "seeds on its back"
-	next "in order to grow.@"
+	page "weak, it will sow"
+	next "LEECH SEEDs, rej-"
+	next "uvenating itself.@" ; Carddass artwork https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/ff/Bandai_Bulbasaur_card.jpg
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/butterfree.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/butterfree.asm
index 9661cce..8e6a984 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/butterfree.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/butterfree.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "BUTTERFLY@" ; species name
 	dw 307, 710 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "It flits from"
-	next "flower to flower,"
-	next "collecting honey."
+	db   "When asleep, it"
+	next "continues to flap"
+	next "its wings. However,"
 
-	page "It can even"
-	next "identify distant"
-	next "flowers in bloom.@"
+	page "it often spreads"
+	next "POISON POWDER by"
+	next "accident.@" ; Pokemon Sleep
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/caterpie.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/caterpie.asm
index 2c5d74c..6cd6260 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/caterpie.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/caterpie.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "WORM@" ; species name
 	dw 100, 60 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "It crawls into"
-	next "foliage where it"
-	next "camouflages itself"
+	db   "When attacked, it"
+	next "emits a foul ste-"
+	next "nch from its ant-" ; anime and characteristic for the species
 
-	page "among leaves that"
-	next "are the same color"
-	next "as its body.@"
+	page "enna before spra-"
+	next "ying strings of"
+	next "silk everywhere.@" ; Carddass artwork https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/7a/Bandai_Caterpie_card.jpg
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/celebi.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/celebi.asm
index ae0bc0f..feacb12 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/celebi.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/celebi.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "TIMETRAVEL@" ; species name
 	dw 200, 110 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "Revered as a"
-	next "guardian of the"
-	next "forest, CELEBI"
+	db   "It has the power"
+	next "to travel through"
+	next "time. Its power"
 
-	page "appears wherever"
-	next "beautiful forests"
-	next "exist.@"
+	page "rejuvenates plan-"
+	next "ts and #MON" ; Shield dex entry, soft-referencing its future role in Pokemon Colosseum.
+	next "alike.@"
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chansey.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chansey.asm
index 2cc0b27..48d5bbc 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chansey.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chansey.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "EGG@" ; species name
 	dw 307, 760 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "People try to"
-	next "catch it for its"
-	next "extremely"
+	db   "It takes extreme"
+	next "care in handling"
+	next "its EGGs. Somet-"
 
-	page "nutritious eggs,"
-	next "but it rarely can"
-	next "be found.@"
+	page "imes, it will use"
+	next "SING to soothe"
+	next "the baby inside.@" ; Carddass artwork https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/43/Bandai_Chansey_card.jpg
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charizard.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charizard.asm
index 2bd55fe..e53447d 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charizard.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charizard.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "FLAME@" ; species name
 	dw 507, 2000 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "It uses its wings"
-	next "to fly high. The"
-	next "temperature of its"
+	db   "Extremely proud of"
+	next "its power, it only"
+	next "obeys strong TRAI-"
 
-	page "fire increases as"
-	next "it gains exper-"
-	next "ience in battle.@"
+	page "NERs. If angered,"
+	next "its tail burns"
+	next "blue.@" ; anime
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmander.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmander.asm
index 19ed15c..9ec89c2 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmander.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmander.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "LIZARD@" ; species name
 	dw 200, 190 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "If it's healthy,"
-	next "the flame on the"
-	next "tip of its tail"
+	db   "Lives in packs"
+	next "within secluded"
+	next "mountains. If it"
 
-	page "will burn vigor-"
-	next "ously, even if it"
-	next "gets a bit wet.@"
+	page "sees food, it"
+	next "calls for its"
+	next "friends to share.@" ; Pokemon Snap
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmeleon.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmeleon.asm
index 1786851..61cccdd 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmeleon.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/charmeleon.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "FLAME@" ; species name
 	dw 307, 420 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "If it becomes"
-	next "agitated during"
-	next "battle, it spouts"
+	db   "Has a hotheaded,"
+	next "combative dispos-"
+	next "ision. However,"
 
-	page "intense flames,"
-	next "incinerating its"
-	next "surroundings.@"
+	page "if it wins a ba-"
+	next "ttle, it sleeps"
+	next "head-in-hand.@" ; Pokemon Sleep
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chikorita.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chikorita.asm
index ecf5f85..b52f968 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chikorita.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chikorita.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "LEAF@" ; species name
 	dw 211, 140 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "It loves to bask"
-	next "in the sunlight."
-	next "It uses the leaf"
+	db   "Its leaf can de-"
+	next "tect warmth and"
+	next "humidity. When"
 
-	page "on its head to"
-	next "seek out warm"
-	next "places.@"
+	page "it finds a su-"
+	next "table spot, it"; smash bros brawl & pokemon sleep
+	next "rests on it.@" ; shoddily written tbh
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chinchou.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chinchou.asm
index 6074d49..c67df02 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chinchou.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/chinchou.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "ANGLER@" ; species name
 	dw 108, 260 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "Its antennae, whi-"
-	next "ch evolved from a"
-	next "fin, have both po-"
+	db   "Lives in the ocean"
+	next "depths. If brought"
+	next "to shore, it will"
 
-	page "sitive and neg-"
-	next "ative charges flo-"
-	next "wing through them.@"
+	page "shock its captor"
+	next "before hobbling"
+	next "back to sea.@" ; anime
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefable.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefable.asm
index 3ea1664..c20cbf4 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefable.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefable.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "FAIRY@" ; species name
 	dw 403, 880 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "Said to live in"
-	next "quiet, remote"
-	next "mountains, this"
+	db   "Because it's oft-"
+	next "en seen gazing at"
+	next "the stars, this"
 
-	page "type of fairy has"
-	next "a strong aversion"
-	next "to being seen.@"
+	page "#MON is said"
+	next "to come from"
+	next "space.@" ; Clefairy Tales (anime ep)
diff --git a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefairy.asm b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefairy.asm
index ff26e3e..49c1907 100644
--- a/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefairy.asm
+++ b/data/pokemon/dex_entries/clefairy.asm
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
 	db "FAIRY@" ; species name
 	dw 200, 170 ; height, weight
 
-	db   "Though rarely"
-	next "seen, it becomes"
-	next "easier to spot,"
+	db   "Seeing its METRO-"
+	next "NOME is considered"
+	next "to be auspicious." ; obscure as fuck word that means "oh yeah it means good fortune"
 
-	page "for some reason,"
-	next "on the night of a "
-	next "full moon.@"
+	page "Its wings can sto-"
+	next "re the power of"
+	next "moonlight to fly.@"