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Martha Schilling 2d24f19ba6 Revert "April Fools!"
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_GawarhedDexEntry:: ; Changed to past tense to be more consistent with other fossil entries
text "Very dangerous"
next "and frequently"
next "rampaged wildly."
page "Its jaws could"
next "even demolish"
next "huge boulders"
dex
_GuardiaDexEntry:: ; Cubone gets a happy ending!
text "A caring #MON"
next "that adopts"
next "orphaned CUBONE"
page "and raises them"
next "until they're"
next "ready to evolve"
dex
_RamooseDexEntry::
text "It wildly swings"
next "its huge antlers"
next "to deter threats."
page "However, these"
next "antlers are highly"
next "prized by hunters"
dex
_LuxwanDexEntry:: ; Official entry from GS beta, reworded
text "A species that is"
next "rarely seen. It"
next "always holds a"
page "spring onion"
next "flower, according"
next "to studies"
dex
_DecillaDexEntry:: ; Changed to past tense to be more consistent with other fossil entries
text "Its DNA was found"
next "preserved within"
next "amber. It was a"
page "cowardly #MON,"
next "often crying for"
next "its parents"
dex
_BlottleDexEntry:: ; Omanyte's entry mentions being related to mollusks, so it being a distant descendant makes sense.
text "A descendant of"
next "the ancient"
next "OMANYTE. BLOTTLE"
page "shells are often"
next "collected and sold"
next "as souvenirs"
dex
_KotoraDexEntry::
text "As it builds up"
next "electricity in"
next "its fur, touching"
page "it is risky. It's"
next "a very popular"
next "pet regardless"
dex
_SharpoonDexEntry::
text "Also known as the"
next "Sailor's Scourge,"
next "SHARPOON rams its"
page "proud horn into"
next "the hulls of"
next "approaching ships"
dex
_JabettaDexEntry::
text "Ill-tempered and"
next "feisty, it often"
next "picks fights with"
page "other JABETTA to"
next "compete for food"
next "and territory"
dex
_GaotoraDexEntry:: ; references real tiger hunting
text "An endangered"
next "species, due to"
next "hunters targeting"
page "it for its soft"
next "yellow fur and"
next "tough fangs"
dex
_CactormusDexEntry::
text "Found in arid"
next "regions. Its legs"
next "are adapted for"
page "maneuverability"
next "on sandy and"
next "rocky terrain"
dex
_CoinpurDexEntry::
text "Its eyesight is"
next "still developing,"
next "so it cannot see"
page "very well. Likes"
next "to collect and"
next "hoard small coins"
dex
_BittybatDexEntry::
text "Flits about in"
next "dark caves. A"
next "swarm of BITTYBAT"
page "can overwhelm even"
next "significantly"
next "larger #MON"
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_RibbitoDexEntry::
text "Despite its small"
next "size, it likes"
next "to challenge"
page "others. It puffs"
next "up its chest to"
next "appear larger"
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_IguanarchDexEntry::
text "Highly aggressive,"
next "it drives other"
next "#MON away with"
page "its strong tail"
next "before finishing"
next "them with SLASH"
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_BlastykeDexEntry::
text "It spews bubbles"
next "from the ports"
next "on its shell."
page "This #MON and"
next "SQUIRTLE are"
next "related species"
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_BuuDexEntry::
text "Long thought to"
next "be an urban myth"
next "until one was"
page "found hiding in"
next "a secluded cave"
next "in the tundra"
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_SqueamataDexEntry::
text "Incredibly timid,"
next "it flees at the"
next "smallest sign of"
page "danger. Gaining"
next "its trust is a"
next "difficult task"
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_MinistareDexEntry::
text "Often climbs atop"
next "branches to feast"
next "on foliage. When"
page "under attack, it"
next "stuns foes with an"
next "unnerving GLARE"
dex
_KoltaDexEntry:: ; referenced from various Ponyta entries. Funny how both Vulpix and Ponyta do this...
text "A weak runner that"
next "gradually becomes"
next "faster by chasing"
page "after its parent."
next "Its fiery mane is"
next "hot to touch"
dex
_OrfryDexEntry:: ; reworked, thank you Ness :3 ~Martha
text "Its tiny fins make"
next "it an unskilled"
next "swimmer. It fends"
page "off bigger #MON"
next "by attacking"
next "with its horn"
dex
_GorochuDexEntry::
text "Energizes itself"
next "by drawing in"
next "lightning. It"
page "boasts incredible"
next "electrical and"
next "physical strength"
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_VulpiiiDexEntry::
text "While young, it"
next "has three soft,"
next "gorgeous tails."
page "More tails form"
next "the older it"
next "becomes"
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_CheepDexEntry::
text "It can be seen"
next "leaping out of"
next "the water and"
page "quickly flapping"
next "its fins in an"
next "attempt to fly"
dex
_TotartleDexEntry::
text "Capable of living"
next "for 10,000 years."
next "TOTARTLE's shell"
page "becomes slowly"
next "covered in algae"
next "as it ages"
dex
_WeirduckDexEntry::
text "WEIRDUCK exhibits"
next "odd mannerisms as"
next "it attempts to"
page "keep its still-"
next "developing PSI"
next "under control"
dex
_CroakozunaDexEntry::
text "It intimidates"
next "foes by puffing"
next "up and stomping."
page "Then, it strikes"
next "with a flurry"
next "of strong slaps"
dex
_GorotoraDexEntry::
text "It is said that"
next "only the bravest"
next "#MON trainers"
page "can tame it. Its"
next "growls sound like"
next "rolling thunder"
dex
_OmegadgeDexEntry::
text "Modeled after the"
next "extinct GAWARHED,"
next "this recent SILPH"
page "invention is said"
next "to pack truly"
next "devastating power"
dex
_TriculesDexEntry:: ; Official entry from GS beta, reworded
text "Withstands foes'"
next "attacks with its"
next "sturdy body, then"
page "pinches them in"
next "its horns before"
next "flipping them"
dex
_TrampelDexEntry::
text "This rare species"
next "is very well-known"
next "in India. It has"
page "a bulky physique,"
next "but it's adept at"
next "using its trunk"
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_GavillainDexEntry::
text "Its huge eyes can"
next "glow to brighten"
next "its surroundings."
page "Those who gaze at"
next "them for too long"
next "become immobile"
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_PendrakenDexEntry::
text "It often clashes"
next "with TENTACRUEL."
next "It sprays ink in"
page "its foe's face,"
next "disorienting it"
next "before attacking"
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_MagnetiteDexEntry::
text "Occasionally, it"
next "attracts so much"
next "metal to itself"
page "that it loses its"
next "ability to stay"
next "levitating"
dex
_NidoreignDexEntry:: ; The Nidos are based on the Moon Rabbit of East Asian mythology, so we're expanding on this with actual moon references.
text "Said to have come"
next "from the moon. It"
next "has toxic spines"
page "which can be used"
next "to make powerful"
next "MAX ELIXERs"
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_BalumbaDexEntry::
text "Often mistaken"
next "for an ordinary"
next "balloon. If its"
page "tail is grabbed,"
next "it will let out a"
next "shrill screech"
dex
_BellignanDexEntry:: ; references Sprout Tower in Johto
text "A plant #MON"
next "that's revered in"
next "another region."
page "It can absorb"
next "useful nutrients"
next "found in soil"
dex
_MimmeoDexEntry::
text "A sudden mutation"
next "of DITTO, its"
next "mimicry skills"
page "have improved. It"
next "can copy anything"
next "in an instant"
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_DisturbanDexEntry::
text "It evolved after"
next "biting a SLOWPOKE."
next "While draining its"
page "host's nutrients,"
next "DISTURBAN injects"
next "it with venom"
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_GentlarvaDexEntry::
text "Closely related to"
next "WEEDLE. Due to the"
next "lack of a horn, it"
page "hides under tall"
next "trees, gnawing on"
next "their roots"
dex
_PupalDexEntry::
text "While it awaits"
next "evolution, it"
next "barely moves. If"
page "threatened, it"
next "shudders while"
next "throwing punches"
dex
_CarapthorDexEntry::
text "It's often called"
next "the Forest Gent."
next "CARAPTHOR strolls"
page "around forests"
next "with swagger, to"
next "BEEDRILL's ire"
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_ScizorDexEntry::
text "Its metal pincers"
next "can crush heavy"
next "objects with ease."
page "Battles between it"
next "and TRICULES are"
next "a sight to behold"
dex
_BellossomDexEntry::
text "The flowers that"
next "bloom on its head"
next "are said to be"
page "more beautiful if"
next "it evolved from a"
next "more smelly GLOOM"
dex
_RhyperiorDexEntry::
text "Stores rocks in"
next "the holes in its"
next "palms, using its"
page "muscles to shoot"
next "them. GEODUDE are"
next "shot occasionally"
dex
_EspeonDexEntry::
text "Its sensitive fur"
next "allows it to sense"
next "air currents. The"
page "red orb on its"
next "forehead glows if"
next "it uses PSI"
dex
_UmbreonDexEntry:: ; Entry alludes to its scrapped Poison type, and I thought it was a neat touch. ~M
text "When this #MON"
next "becomes angry, its"
next "pores secrete a"
page "poisonous sweat,"
next "which it sprays at"
next "its foe's eyes"
dex
_LeafeonDexEntry::
text "It has a distinct"
next "aroma that changes"
next "with age. While"
page "it's young, it"
next "typically smells"
next "like fresh grass"
dex
_GlaceonDexEntry::
text "It can freeze the"
next "moisture in the"
next "air around it,"
page "leaving a trail"
next "of powdery snow"
next "as it walks"
dex
_SylveonDexEntry::
text "This #MON uses"
next "its ribbonlike"
next "feelers to emit"
page "a soothing aura"
next "that calms any"
next "hostile emotions"
dex
_CrobatDexEntry::
text "Although it can"
next "fly silently and"
next "swiftly using its"
page "four wings, it"
next "cannot move well"
next "on the ground"
dex
_PolitoedDexEntry::
text "It's respected and"
next "treated like a"
next "leader by POLIWAG"
page "and POLIWHIRL, who"
next "gather around upon"
next "hearing its cry"
dex
_SlowkingDexEntry::
text "DISTURBAN's venom"
next "stimulated its"
next "brain, making it"
page "incredibly smart."
next "It still remains"
next "forgetful, though"
dex
_SteelixDexEntry::
text "Its hard, metallic"
next "body cannot be"
next "scratched. Using"
page "its sturdy jaws,"
next "it can easily"
next "crush boulders"
dex
_HitmontopDexEntry::
text "While balancing"
next "on its head, it"
next "spins around at"
page "high speed, all"
next "while launching"
next "powerful kicks"
dex
_BlisseyDexEntry::
text "The eggs that it"
next "regularly lays are"
next "so delicious that"
page "eating one is said"
next "to bring happiness"
next "and good fortune"
dex
_Porygon2DexEntry::
text "It was upgraded to"
next "function in space."
next "PORYGON2 possesses"
page "AI, which allows"
next "it to learn and"
next "develop itself"
dex
_KingdraDexEntry::
text "Lives in caves on"
next "the seafloor. A"
next "simple yawn from"
page "this #MON is"
next "enough to create"
next "a huge whirlpool"
dex
_LickilickyDexEntry::
text "It wraps its long"
next "tongue around its"
next "prey, leaving it"
page "covered with a"
next "saliva that can"
next "cause numbness"
dex
_MagnezoneDexEntry::
text "Constantly emits"
next "strong magnetism"
next "from its three"
page "units. Its antenna"
next "receives strange"
next "radio waves"
dex
_TangrowthDexEntry::
text "It ensnares prey"
next "by extending its"
next "arms, which are"
page "made of vines."
next "They regenerate"
next "quickly if cut"
dex
_ElectivireDexEntry::
text "When it's excited,"
next "it beats its chest"
next "repeatedly. With"
page "every thud, it"
next "discharges sparks"
next "of electricity"
dex
_MagmortarDexEntry::
text "Blasts fireballs"
next "of over 3,600"
next "degrees Fahrenheit"
page "out of its arms."
next "It avoids this"
next "when hunting prey"
dex
_PorygonZDexEntry::
text "Corrupted by a"
next "faulty update"
next "added to it, this"
page "#MON exhibits"
next "strange behaviour"
next "and movements"
dex
_KleavorDexEntry::
text "Capable of cutting"
next "down a fully-grown"
next "tree in one slice,"
page "thanks to the two"
next "sharp stone axes"
next "that it wields"
dex
_AnnihilapeDexEntry::
text "Fuelled by a new,"
next "spirit-like power,"
next "its punches have"
page "enough power to"
next "shatter both minds"
next "and bones alike"
dex
_WiglettDexEntry::
text "Appears to be a"
next "form of DIGLETT,"
next "but the two are"
page "unrelated. It has"
next "an extraordinary"
next "sense of smell"
dex
_WugtrioDexEntry::
text "A trio of vicious"
next "fish #MON. It"
next "uses its long,"
page "slender bodies to"
next "trap its prey and"
next "carry it off"
dex
_ToedscoolDexEntry::
text "It scatters spores"
next "as it runs around."
next "The flaps that can"
page "fall from its body"
next "are chewy, and are"
next "used in recipes"
dex
_ToedscruelDexEntry::
text "Found in colonies"
next "in dark forests,"
next "coiling its many"
page "tentacles around"
next "prey and draining"
next "its nutrients"
dex
_ScreamTailDexEntry::
text "It resembles a"
next "creature depicted"
next "in a strange book,"
page "believed to be a"
next "JIGGLYPUFF from"
next "ancient times"
dex
_SandyShocksDexEntry::
text "Shares many traits"
next "with an ancient"
next "MAGNETON described"
page "in a mysterious"
next "book, but little"
next "else is known"
dex
_MeltanDexEntry::
text "Typically living"
next "in a group, this"
next "#MON absorbs"
page "particles of iron"
next "that it finds"
next "in the subsoil"
dex
_MelmetalDexEntry::
text "A myth from over"
next "3,000 years ago"
next "depicted it as a"
page "giant with the"
next "ability to create"
next "iron from nothing"
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_SirfetchdDexEntry::
text "A FARFETCH'D that"
next "wields a huge leek"
next "evolves into this"
page "form. It guards"
next "attacks using"
next "its leaf shield"
dex
_MrRimeDexEntry::
text "As it tap-dances"
next "around, it waves"
next "its icy cane in"
page "perfect time,"
next "conjuring potent"
next "psychic energy"
dex
_PerrserkerDexEntry::
text "A savage #MON"
next "with a body of"
next "iron. It uses its"
page "dagger-like claws"
next "to tear into"
next "foes in battle"
dex
_ArticunoGDexEntry::
text "From its eyes, it"
next "fires PSI beams,"
next "which can stun and"
page "immobilize foes as"
next "if they had been"
next "frozen solid"
dex
_ZapdosGDexEntry::
text "As it runs, its"
next "feathers make a"
next "crackling sound."
page "One kick from its"
next "mighty legs can"
next "demolish a truck"
dex
_MoltresGDexEntry::
text "The sinister aura"
next "that surrounds it"
next "is said to burn"
page "the spirit of any"
next "creature that"
next "wanders too close"
dex
_ArcanineHDexEntry::
text "Its body has a"
next "rock-like feel."
next "It dances around"
page "its foe, before"
next "biting it in a"
next "vicious rage" ; reference to Raging Fury
dex
_ElectrodeHDexEntry::
text "Its body has a"
next "similar feel to"
next "a type of berry."
page "If angered, it"
next "looses electricity"
next "of 20,000 volts" ; 100 kV in a bolt of lightning on average
dex
_RaticateADexEntry:: ; this entry hypercompresses most Gen 7 entries
text "Commands nests of"
next "RATTATA. It will"
next "greedily order"
page "its subjects to"
next "gather incredible"
next "amounts of food"
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_RaichuADexEntry::
text "It uses PSI to"
next "ride on its tail"
next "like a surfboard."
page "It has been known"
next "to teach PIKACHU"
next "how to SURF"
dex
_SandslashADexEntry::
text "It adapted to a"
next "frigid region. A"
next "wound caused by"
page "its sharp claws"
next "can cause severe"
next "frostbite"
dex
_NinetalesADexEntry::
text "Once thought to"
next "be a deity, it"
next "appears to lost"
page "mountain climbers"
next "to guide them away"
next "from its home"
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_DugtrioADexEntry::
text "The metal whiskers"
next "on its heads help"
next "protect it from"
page "attacks, and can"
next "sense sounds from"
next "many miles away"
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_PersianADexEntry::
text "Its round face is"
next "seen as a symbol"
next "of prosperity."
page "Despite this, it"
next "prefers to fight"
next "underhandedly"
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_GolemADexEntry::
text "It charges rocks"
next "with electricity,"
next "then fires them."
page "If it can't find"
next "ammo, it may fire"
next "GEODUDE instead"
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_RapidashGDexEntry::
text "Its galloping is"
next "supported by its"
next "PSI abilities." ; adapting from similar psychic-based entries.
page "If released from"
next "its horn, it can"
next "break concrete"
dex
_SlowbroGDexEntry::
text "The DISTURBAN that"
next "bit SLOWBRO has"
next "made it poisonous."
page "DISTURBAN's tongue"
next "can be squeezed"
next "to spit poison"
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_SlowkingGDexEntry::
text "The DISTURBAN that"
next "bit SLOWKING has"
next "assumed control."
page "Mumbling eerie"
next "spells, it makes"
next "strange potions"
dex
_MukADexEntry::
text "Its body contains"
next "over 100 different"
next "kinds of poison."
page "While friendly,"
next "it must be fed"
next "a lot of trash"
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_ExeggutorADexEntry::
text "Strong sunlight"
next "awoke its hidden"
next "draconic powers."
page "However, as a"
next "result, its PSI"
next "has weakened"
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_MarowakADexEntry::
text "While dancing in"
next "mourning of its"
next "kin, the spirit"
page "of its mother"
next "inhabits its"
next "cherished bone"
dex
_WeezingGDexEntry::
text "It is better at"
next "taking in air"
next "than WEEZING in" ; referencing shield kantonian weezing
page "KANTO. Factories"
next "were often built"
next "in its image" ; referencing this: https://ibb.co/ZM2714Q - PLA takes place before RB
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_TaurosPDexEntry::
text "The Combat Breed"
next "of this variant of"
next "TAUROS uses its"
page "short horns to"
next "target its foe's"
next "weak points"
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_TaurosPBDexEntry::
text "People often call"
next "this TAUROS the"
next "Blaze Breed, due"
page "to its ability to"
next "heat up its horns"
next "and expel hot air"
dex
_TaurosPADexEntry::
text "Known as the Aqua"
next "Breed, this form"
next "of TAUROS shoots"
page "high-pressure jets"
next "of water from the"
next "tips of its horns"
dex
_GorillaimoDexEntry::
text "Intelligent enough"
next "to craft items of"
next "clothing. Ancient"
page "scripture shows a"
next "giant GORILLAIMO"
next "battling GAWARHED"
dex
_MissingNoDexEntry:: ; unused
text "This is a newly"
next "discovered"
next "#MON. It is"
page "currently under"
next "investigation. No"
next "info is available"
dex